Explore the backstories, lore, and universe of all your favorite Snarklebark characters
LA Luka (aka Luka Panda)
A loving homage to one of our favorite basketball players. He's one of the best players in the world and just moved to LA from Dallas but he is NOT Lu...
QB Kermie (aka Mahomes the Frog)
A world class football player that also happens to sounds like a frog. We have no idea where this concept came from, or whether this character resemb...
Duke of Troll
Your typical Duke fan. Can be found grazing on appetizers among small herds of finance bros in fidi bars audibly ordering Pappy Van Winkle and on golf...
Coach Reid Walrus
A jovial walrus who coaches a very successful NFL team and has intimate relationships with the officiating community. He is absolutely passionate abou...
Dr. Hunts Ketchupshmirtz
Any resemblence to our beloved Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is completely coincidental. Hunts Ketchupshmirtz likes to build complex machines that usually ...
Sports Lemon (aka Yaplemon)
Lived on the shady side of the tree for a long time and developped an attitude because the other lemons made fun of his green patches. Despite an almo...
Mr Burns
Not C. Monty Burns - not even related. Fred Burns owns lots of things and has lots of money, has a boot-lick lackey that he calls Smithers even thoug...
Joker's Horse
Real name: Hoofislav Stallionovic, Hoof, as Joker the Grouch calls him, is the elected representative of and official barn spokeshorse for all of Joki...
Barkavious Barker
Opionionated Barkavious Barker often opines on various issues of the day with hot takes. Speaking of hot takes, he takes his "salary" in snausages
Santa
This is the real Santa Claus. 100% real, and keeping it real - especially when he lets loose with the grown up level jokes after a frew tipples and w...
Chicago Bear
This poor little bear is always supporting his beloved Chicago Bears football team no matter how hard it is to watch them play - or keep his lunch dow...
THAT GUY Monkey
THAT GUY.... ooooo don't be THAT guy! Lives in a toilet and talks out of one too. Natural habitat (aside from commodes) is in fantasy football league...
Detroit Lion
Our fans think he's the alter ego for Coach Dan Campbell. Or Dan's feline twin. We can neither confirm nor deny these rumors.
Lebron Goat
This one's right on the money, not a lot of subtlety here. He's considered the GOAT so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he's a goat. On his shoulder everwhere he goes is h...
Joker the Grouch
Nikola Jokic is the best basketball player in the world. And, in our opinion the most fun to watch - we love him! However, his grouchy persona is al...
Brit Piggy Mahomes
Brit Piggy is completely random as well and has no connection with famous football players or their wives. Brit Piggy loves the camera, isn't happy w...
Jerry Jones Rat
A parody of a braying NFL football team owner that a lot of folks don't like - played by a rodent. Seems pretty straightforward.
Chapel Bill
He might just remind you of a certain grouchy coach formerly of the Patriots and still the NFL's GOAT who is now coaching in college and showing up on...
BellaChick
Influencer, celebrity paramour, scholar.
Jason Kelce Mario
Jason has a brother who's also famous. So does Mario so this is the obvious choice for their characters. He also has comedic facial hair and crashes...
Travis Kelce Luigi
Future Hall of Fame tight end and T Sizzle partner Travis Kelce's secret identity is Luigi of Mario Bros
MavsMan
Poor bedraggled mascot for the downtrodden Dallas Mavericks. We can't think of anyone who has a more bleak future - MavsMan got dealt a very tough ha...
Smithers
Todd Dorfman - his crusty billionaire boss calls him Smithers for some reason. Not related to Waylon Smithers at all. Any resemblence to characters ...
Anthony the Tiger
Don't bank on this guy doing anything he says - he's a total flake.
Nico The Weasel
Nico Harrison, hated dunderheaded GM of the Dallas Mavericks traded their best player for a bag of magic beans. So he's being potrayed by a weasel.